The dead centre of town
Factoid of the day: apparently Witton Cemetery, just around the corner from my house, is the largest cemetery in Birmingham. I guess you could say everyone’s dying to get in… hah! Wikipedia also claims that the 2-mile long surrounding walls are the longest brick walls in the West Midlands.
I’d better keep my chainsaw handy in case the corpses get a little restless, coz that’s a lot of bodies!