GRRRR!! Perhaps some dickweed read my recent rant re: parking in the city centre and took offense (or, more likely, there are just lots of thieving little shits in this city). Ms. Gaz returned to the car after work this evening to find that said dickweed had jimmied the locks on the car and nicked our stereo! It wasn’t even that great a stereo! WTF! Idiot! Good luck getting much crack-money for that, dumbass.

Whoever you are, I wish a slow and painful accident on you (and a couple of your kin, just for good measure). I’ll stop short of hoping you die if only for the fact that you didn’t break a window, although i’m pretty sure that was just because a window breaking would make too much noise rather than you being considerate.