There are two sides to this post. Please choose the version you prefer:

A) If you’re currently in a relationship:
Woohoo! Tomorrow’s Valentine’s day! That most wonderful day of the year on which we can freely express the love we feel for our girlfriends / boyfriends / pets without embarassment! Let’s fill the house with flowers, treat our partners to a gourmet meal, cuddle by the fire, and make love through the night!

B) If you’re currently single:
Aww crap! Tomorrow’s Valentine’s day. That most despicable day of the year on which we’re forced to watch others cavort around the gardens of love while we sit and weep in the shadows. Well, weep no more! Let’s get out and meet some new people, check out that hilarious Jerry Springer Opera, or just catch a nice, relaxing movie.